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06-15-2007, 10:10 PM
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06-15-2007, 10:43 PM
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LOL! SOOOOOOOO cheesy!
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06-15-2007, 11:35 PM
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A clean-cut man in glasses and a business suit is having a drink at a bar on the top floor of an hotel. Another man walks into the bar and accidentally bumps him. Glasses takes a look at the loud-mouthed new guy then shrugs like he's gonna forget about it.
Glasses comments to the bartender, "Hey, did you know that the way this building is surrounded by other high-rises causes some really wicked updrafts?" Bartender, "No, never noticed." Glasses, "Yeah, if you drop something, like a shoe out the window, it'll come right back up with the updraft." The other guy interrupts, "Bull. I'm an architect and I've never heard of such a thing." Glasses, "Ok, I'll prove it to you." He promptly walks over to the window, pushes it open, waves at the crowd & leaps out. A gasp is heard throughout the bar as everyone figures they've just witnessed a suicide. 10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up. "Holy crappers. How'd you do that?" yells loud-mouth. "Easy" states Glasses, "I'll do it again just to prove it." And out he jumps again. 10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up and lands gently inside. Loud-mouth yells, "Cool! My turn." as he pushes Glasses out of his way. "Geronimo-o-o-o-o-o!!!" he screams, all the way down till he hits pavement 40 stories down. Bartender looks at Glasses and says, "Superman. You sure are a mean drunk!"  Anthony
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