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Old 06-15-2007, 06:41 PM
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The real question is.....

What came first, the clownfish or the clownfish egg?

Uhh. *sigh* I try
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The real question is.....

What came first, the clownfish or the clownfish egg?

Uhh. *sigh* I try
Try harder

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Matt.... That joke was a real drag....

OOOOoooooooooohhhhh

Groan.


Okay, here's more R rate humor...

"Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time.

Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina

Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either."
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:09 PM
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lol. dirty.
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Try harder

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Hmmph. No more entertaining Christy for ME!
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LOL! SOOOOOOOO cheesy!
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A clean-cut man in glasses and a business suit is having a drink at a bar on the top floor of an hotel. Another man walks into the bar and accidentally bumps him. Glasses takes a look at the loud-mouthed new guy then shrugs like he's gonna forget about it.

Glasses comments to the bartender, "Hey, did you know that the way this building is surrounded by other high-rises causes some really wicked updrafts?"

Bartender, "No, never noticed."

Glasses, "Yeah, if you drop something, like a shoe out the window, it'll come right back up with the updraft."

The other guy interrupts, "Bull. I'm an architect and I've never heard of such a thing."

Glasses, "Ok, I'll prove it to you." He promptly walks over to the window, pushes it open, waves at the crowd & leaps out.

A gasp is heard throughout the bar as everyone figures they've just witnessed a suicide.

10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up.

"Holy crappers. How'd you do that?" yells loud-mouth.

"Easy" states Glasses, "I'll do it again just to prove it." And out he jumps again.

10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up and lands gently inside.

Loud-mouth yells, "Cool! My turn." as he pushes Glasses out of his way.

"Geronimo-o-o-o-o-o!!!" he screams, all the way down till he hits pavement 40 stories down.

Bartender looks at Glasses and says, "Superman. You sure are a mean drunk!"


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*sigh* You're so right.

Now I'm bored. Christy, I think it's time for you to entertain me!
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