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06-15-2007, 08:21 AM
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"“Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”"
That's fantastic!!! LOL!!
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06-15-2007, 02:05 PM
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Kelly was a golf fanatic - so much so that it became a point of friction in his marriage. When he went out one Saturday, he was warned that they had guests coming over in the afternoon, and he had best be on time. Well, when he got home at 6, he was greeted by his very angry wife. "Wait!" he yelled back, "My friend George had a heart attack and died on the third hole!" His wife immediately began to sympathize. "I know," said Kelly, "so you can understand why I'm late! For the rest of the afternoon, it was 'hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George.'"
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06-15-2007, 06:41 PM
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The real question is.....
What came first, the clownfish or the clownfish egg? Uhh. *sigh* I try 
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06-15-2007, 07:44 PM
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06-15-2007, 07:52 PM
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Matt.... That joke was a real drag....
OOOOoooooooooohhhhh Groan.  Okay, here's more R rate humor... "Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time. Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either."
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06-15-2007, 08:09 PM
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lol. dirty.
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06-15-2007, 08:10 PM
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~Drew 10G Nano * 10G Sump * Deltec MCE 600 Skimmer * JBL Viper 150w MH * Zeovit * Vortech MP40W Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ~S. Ertz
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06-15-2007, 10:10 PM
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06-15-2007, 10:43 PM
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LOL! SOOOOOOOO cheesy!
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06-15-2007, 11:44 PM
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