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06-15-2007, 02:05 PM
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Kelly was a golf fanatic - so much so that it became a point of friction in his marriage. When he went out one Saturday, he was warned that they had guests coming over in the afternoon, and he had best be on time. Well, when he got home at 6, he was greeted by his very angry wife. "Wait!" he yelled back, "My friend George had a heart attack and died on the third hole!" His wife immediately began to sympathize. "I know," said Kelly, "so you can understand why I'm late! For the rest of the afternoon, it was 'hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George.'" 
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06-15-2007, 06:41 PM
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The real question is.....
What came first, the clownfish or the clownfish egg? Uhh. *sigh* I try 
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06-15-2007, 07:44 PM
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06-15-2007, 07:52 PM
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Matt.... That joke was a real drag....
OOOOoooooooooohhhhh Groan.  Okay, here's more R rate humor... "Ted and Julie go to bed with one another for the first time. Julie: I think I should warn you Ted, I've got acute angina Ted: You're breasts aren't bad either."
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06-15-2007, 08:09 PM
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lol. dirty.
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06-15-2007, 08:10 PM
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~Drew 10G Nano * 10G Sump * Deltec MCE 600 Skimmer * JBL Viper 150w MH * Zeovit * Vortech MP40W Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. ~S. Ertz
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06-15-2007, 10:10 PM
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06-15-2007, 10:43 PM
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LOL! SOOOOOOOO cheesy!
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06-15-2007, 11:35 PM
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A clean-cut man in glasses and a business suit is having a drink at a bar on the top floor of an hotel. Another man walks into the bar and accidentally bumps him. Glasses takes a look at the loud-mouthed new guy then shrugs like he's gonna forget about it.
Glasses comments to the bartender, "Hey, did you know that the way this building is surrounded by other high-rises causes some really wicked updrafts?" Bartender, "No, never noticed." Glasses, "Yeah, if you drop something, like a shoe out the window, it'll come right back up with the updraft." The other guy interrupts, "Bull. I'm an architect and I've never heard of such a thing." Glasses, "Ok, I'll prove it to you." He promptly walks over to the window, pushes it open, waves at the crowd & leaps out. A gasp is heard throughout the bar as everyone figures they've just witnessed a suicide. 10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up. "Holy crappers. How'd you do that?" yells loud-mouth. "Easy" states Glasses, "I'll do it again just to prove it." And out he jumps again. 10 seconds later, Glasses floats back up and lands gently inside. Loud-mouth yells, "Cool! My turn." as he pushes Glasses out of his way. "Geronimo-o-o-o-o-o!!!" he screams, all the way down till he hits pavement 40 stories down. Bartender looks at Glasses and says, "Superman. You sure are a mean drunk!"  Anthony
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06-15-2007, 11:44 PM
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