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07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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07-02-2008, 08:39 PM
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Ha! All good
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07-02-2008, 10:37 PM
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A guy and his wife walk into a bar and take a seat. "Give me a beer and one for the jackass here", the guy says. The bartender gives him a dirty look and serves them the beers. After the first drink, the guy reorders: "One for me and one for my donkey". The bartender has had enough: "Why do you let him talk about you this way?" "Oh", she says: "Hee Haa lways talks to me like that."
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07-12-2008, 06:49 AM
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07-12-2008, 06:30 PM
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What is the definition of an agnostic,insomniac,dyslexic ?
Some one who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog ! ................Dave
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07-12-2008, 07:39 PM
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand. What do sea monsters eat ? Fish and ships.
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07-12-2008, 08:07 PM
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a man down on his luck is walking along the beach one day, when he comes accross a lamp. sure enough when he rubs it a genie pops out. due to the fact that he is divorced the condition of his 3 wishes is that his EX gets twice what he askes for. wish number one is for a billion dollars. poof he gets a billion dollars and his ex wife has 2 billion. wish number two is for his own island, and poof he gets it and the wife 2. for his third wish he has to stop and ponder what he possibly need after the first two wishes. finall he says "I WANT YOU TO BEAT ME HALF TO DEATH" and.........................
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