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Old 07-02-2008, 12:55 AM
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elephants!

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Old 07-02-2008, 01:03 AM
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2 canibals are eating a clown, one says to the other... does this taste funny to you?
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:12 AM
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k, this one really not nice but hey, you gotta laugh at something...

A dwarf is driving along in traffic and the guy behind him hits his car accidentally. The dwarf is steaming mad, gets out of his car, walks over to the guy behind him and says "I'm not happy!!" so the other guys says "So which one are you?"
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:17 AM
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alright, one more...

2 French guys are sitting down for lunch and one guy says if you can guess what's in my lunch box I'll let you have it, I'll give you a hint, it starts with the letter "N" so the other guy says is it an apple, and the other guy says "no stupid! it's an orange!"
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:18 AM
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Wana hear a joke?My working career. HA,

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Old 07-02-2008, 01:20 AM
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can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!

just kidding!
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:46 AM
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can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!

just kidding!
ya, I USED to get paid....
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Old 07-02-2008, 02:10 AM
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what's it called when a midget fortune teller escapes from prison?


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its a play on words hear, heard, get it??
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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