Poop!

WhoPoopWrasse · #1 07-02-2008, 01:20 AM

can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!

just kidding!

banditpowdercoat · #2 07-02-2008, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoPoopWrasse

can't be worse than mine, I spend most of the time inspecting the inside of my eyelids!

just kidding!

ya, I USED to get paid....

Ephraim · #3 07-02-2008, 02:10 AM

what's it called when a midget fortune teller escapes from prison?

"Small Medium, at Large"

crtrcrzy · #4 07-02-2008, 02:13 AM

a grasshopper hops into the bar ,goes to the bartender give me a beer ,the bartender looks up and says "we have adrink named after you"the grasshopper says what you have a drink named stan

Lance · #5 07-02-2008, 02:38 AM

3 strings walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender looks at them and says "I'm sorry we don't serve strings in here, you have to leave. Next bar: same thing: won't serve strings. When they come to the 3rd bar, one of the strings ties up his his neck and musses his hair. Goes into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Are you a string?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot."