Bite Me Parking Services

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Also, wait until the dead of winter. THEN wait until they're parked in their own space and squirt water into their locks. Mwa mwa mwaaaa....

[fishoholic]

Originally Posted by Der_Iron_Chef

Also, wait until the dead of winter. THEN wait until they're parked in their own space and squirt water into their locks. Mwa mwa mwaaaa....

That's a great idea, and most likely they won't think you did it.

[ElGuappo]

always fun to put peanut butter or honey. under the door opening latch/handle. then they have sticky hands for the rest of the day.

[justinl]

wow drew, you are one malicious sucker aren't you? i like it!

I have to say catherine, your patience baffles me. I would have already done about half the things drew suggested by now. so kudos to you.

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Originally Posted by justinl

wow drew, you are one malicious sucker aren't you? i like it!

I have to say catherine, your patience baffles me. I would have already done about half the things drew suggested by now. so kudos to you.

LOL! You have no idea! Lucky no one here knew me when I was a teenager

[Patrick1]

I live down town and have to deal with people blocking half my condo's drive way almost every day. It bugs me but, for down town we have very few problems. When I lived in Mount Royal my old roomate had an on going battle with the condo building next door. They would fill our dumpster instead of using theirs.

Many morning I would awake to the sounds of him chewing the neighbours out. One morning he got so mad he pulled the garbage back out ripped the bag open and dumped the garbage all over their entrance.

Anyways don't park in peoples driveways...

[Hairytank]

ElGuappo
Peanut butter makes things interesting, but Vaseline takes it to a whole new level...messy and Very diffacult to remove...

Door handles, windshield wipers...
Keep in mind...The wipers may be a "bad" idea, as they may turn them on, and it may obscure their view, and may cause them to die in a fiery accident...

Inside voice: "Would that be justice or just mean spirited"..you be the judge.

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[ElGuappo]

ya but i was trying to leave it without doing any perminant damage. but if you want you could just spread (beleive it or not) MAYO on the panit and if its in sunlight it will just destroy the paint job. a friend of a friend did this as a harmless joke to find out mayo + UV rays = F#cked paint. good thing it was another friends POS car.

[michika]

Well guess what I got to do tonight when I got home?! Thats right, I called Calgary Parking Authority again. Although I asked for them just to ticket them instead of going for a tow. I'm tired of fighting with these people, I just wish I could pull in, and out of my garage without having to make 40 3pt turns, and spending 10 minutes doing it. As funny as it is to pull an Austin Powers move a few times a day, I just wish they would stop doing this!

The original car that was towed is out of impound and taking up half their back alley drive way.

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Want me to confront them for you? I'm told I can be really scary