Bite Me Parking Services

Phanman · #1 10-31-2008, 05:00 PM

what happens when you go over to the house to tell them to move and not park there again?

Glennrf38 · #2 10-31-2008, 06:38 PM

Don't fill up the car with spray foam. Thats way too expensive. Just spray it into the seam of the doors. That stuff is really sticky LOL

michika · #3 10-31-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Phanman

what happens when you go over to the house to tell them to move and not park there again?

They ignore you and pretend they aren't home. However the telltale sign is when the curtains move and you can hear the TV being put on mute.

Well the second car was back again this morning, but on the other side of the alley right across from the garage. I think the first one is still impounded!

Der_Iron_Chef · #4 10-31-2008, 07:25 PM

Also, wait until the dead of winter. THEN wait until they're parked in their own space and squirt water into their locks. Mwa mwa mwaaaa....

fishoholic · #5 10-31-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Der_Iron_Chef

Also, wait until the dead of winter. THEN wait until they're parked in their own space and squirt water into their locks. Mwa mwa mwaaaa....

That's a great idea, and most likely they won't think you did it.

ElGuappo · #6 10-31-2008, 07:38 PM

always fun to put peanut butter or honey. under the door opening latch/handle. then they have sticky hands for the rest of the day.

justinl · #7 10-31-2008, 07:38 PM

wow drew, you are one malicious sucker aren't you? i like it!

I have to say catherine, your patience baffles me. I would have already done about half the things drew suggested by now. so kudos to you.

Der_Iron_Chef · #8 10-31-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by justinl

wow drew, you are one malicious sucker aren't you? i like it!

I have to say catherine, your patience baffles me. I would have already done about half the things drew suggested by now. so kudos to you.

LOL! You have no idea! Lucky no one here knew me when I was a teenager

Patrick1 · #9 10-31-2008, 10:38 PM

I live down town and have to deal with people blocking half my condo's drive way almost every day. It bugs me but, for down town we have very few problems. When I lived in Mount Royal my old roomate had an on going battle with the condo building next door. They would fill our dumpster instead of using theirs.

Many morning I would awake to the sounds of him chewing the neighbours out. One morning he got so mad he pulled the garbage back out ripped the bag open and dumped the garbage all over their entrance.

Anyways don't park in peoples driveways...

Hairytank · #10 10-31-2008, 10:56 PM

ElGuappo
Peanut butter makes things interesting, but Vaseline takes it to a whole new level...messy and Very diffacult to remove...

Door handles, windshield wipers...
Keep in mind...The wipers may be a "bad" idea, as they may turn them on, and it may obscure their view, and may cause them to die in a fiery accident...

Inside voice: "Would that be justice or just mean spirited"..you be the judge.

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