bored

[christyf5]

Originally Posted by Der_Iron_Chef

*sigh* You're so right.

Now I'm bored. Christy, I think it's time for you to entertain me!

sadly I am bored as well. and I've got nothin.

edit: found some!

[christyf5]

At Yale University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.
These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying;

They slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to New Haven until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire and as a result, they missed the final.
The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were so excited and relieved so they studied that night for the exam.

The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written....
For 95 points: Which tire? _________

[michika]

Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was doing, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died", replied the boy without looking up, "and I've jiust buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "Thats an awefully bug hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."