Tank Gods, why do you smite me?

[Lampshade]

Originally Posted by ScubaSteve

I'm leaning toward gremlins. It's the only logical answer to all of this.

Tank Gremlins seem to be a major cause of tank crashes. The come out at night, loosen fittings, cut tank seems, dump excess kalk into you tank, shut off pumps, trip GFCI's, then go knock over frags and bury them in the sand. After all that they have a cold beer and urinate into your tank to restart a cycle. They're bastards.