PLEASE HELP!!!

[Skimmerking]

Hey cookie you wanna be my girlfriend you can spend money on me.

I can play dumb for a long time and not look at the threads

look at me go ....

[DiverDude]

How about a calendar with naked women draped over a different tank each month ?

Seriously....if anyone knows where I can get one of these....

[Cranky When Wet]

Time for a woman-to-woman talk sweet Cookie!

It took me a while to reply because I've been ROFLMAO so badly I was in tears LOL!

The guys are right! Gotta love them all; they're so freaking hilarious!

• He wants what he can't have,
• The Coconut Bra is killer smart/he'll follow you like a pup,
• and you giving him the reins back for a little bit is HUGE good for both of you!

I'm +1 on the 300gal permit... presented with caveat like "it's clear we don't have room to have both so "I thought" it would be wonderful to have a killer show tank..." blah blah blah... This caveat sucks but you'll need to figure out how to cleverly handle that....

And present the Gift Certificate any way you like... mmmmm baby...

But seriously now; the real joy will come from you taking the time to look into how involved this "hobby" is... It's science and love of nature and nurturing all tied up in a great package. You may find the reasons you love this guy have a lot to do with why he loves that tank >:-)

You have a chance to make this the most wonderful Christmas he'll remember forever...

Just a few thoughts from an aged (ok, I'll admit that) cougar.... the ball's in your court honey bun and you can have sooooh much fun!

Merry Christmas!

The Bunny

p.s. change your Canreef location to some province other than where you live now!

[Reefer Rob]

The way I see it this could be any one our wives, posing as a girl from
Port Moody, with a few pieces of fictitious equipment thrown in to deceive us... very srewd... so...


I vote for the mermaid costume... minus the coconuts

[Zoaelite]

Good luck crawling into a tank with your feet bound and coconuts over your breasts .

The perv-o-meter just went off again Brett (Where ever your lurking), time to tune down the sensitivity. I think Doug broke it with all of his ies haha.

Best choice would be gift certificates or coral you know he will like. I wouldn't purchase colonies but look for rarer frags (SPS- Red Planet, Sunset Monti, Strawberry Shortcake. LPS- Rare chalices/ braching cyphastrea. Softies- Candle Apple Reds, Hornets, other rarities).

Why not ask him personally, the best gifts are the ones you really want after all.

[kien]

Originally Posted by zoaElite

Good luck crawling into a tank with your feet bound and coconuts over your breasts .

yes yes, listen to Levi, he speaks from personal experience. so remember to put the coconuts and fins on AFTER you have entered the tank.

P.S. Don't forget the pictures. (bonus points for videos).

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by kien

Okay, here's what you do for the reefer who has everything.. Go out and buy yourself a mermaid costume. Preferably with a coconut bra (bonus points for that). Fill up that 300g that's just sitting around with nice warm water. When you see him come home from work jump in the tank and wave your tail around. What you two do after that is up to you, but this forum loves pictures and videos. Just saying.

I really don't know how he'll react to the mermaid costume and coconut bras, I think he'll just laugh!
Talking about one who has everything, last night after I did some searching and digging, I just realized how lucky this dude is, ipod, iphone, MacBook Pro, all the new gadgets, you name it he has it! Time to clamp him down I guess!

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by sphelps

Get him a new hobby, I love fish stuff too but there are plenty of other things that would surprise me more at Christmas. Like a puppy or more seriously a Traxxas Summit RC 4WD Electric Monster Truck. I can't imagine anyone not having a tonne of fun that thing.

At the end of the day the guy sounds like he's got the aquarium stuff under control, he can obviously get whatever he wants without any issues. The best kind of gift is something he wants but has been told he can't have. If there's something you've put your foot down on in the past the best gift you can possibly give is a lighter foot. Trust me guys are just like girls, they want what they can't have.

The 300g is out of the question, I would have considered it if it is not so high maintenance, but honestly just hydro bill is gonna double up every single month, and at the moment is already hitting $150!
Besides, if he spends all his downtime scrubbing his new 300g, he wouldn't have time for me.

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by dsaundry

Give him a gift certificate at either j+l or ocean aquatics and let him run wild....

Final decision is....
He will get exactly that!
today is his lucky day, I actually felt more generous than usual
As far as presentation goes, I would have to say no to coconut and mermaid, I really don't think he would be that impressed to see me in those
But I have worked out another unique way to present it, and yes, will post pics after his birthday, but nothing x-rated

You guys are too awesome!

[CookieMonster]

Originally Posted by Skimmer King

Hey cookie you wanna be my girlfriend you can spend money on me.

I can play dumb for a long time and not look at the threads

look at me go ....

oh dear.... you don't want that, trust me
Highest maintenance girl you would ever meet, guaranteed
once the identity of my boyfriend is revealed, he can ask him yourself