I am so unbelievably dead!!!

[sphelps]

Only way out is to lie, honestly will only screw you.

Break the water line under the sink so it looks like a faulty part or something. Then it wouldn't technically be your fault.

Or tell her you slipped in the shower on one of HER special soaps knocking yourself unconscious while clogging the drain with your foot. You almost drowned but luckily you awoke right before your head was submerged. Unfortunately some water overflowed the basement but at least you're OK!!

[Mandosh]

Originally Posted by sphelps

Break the water line under the sink so it looks like a faulty part or something. Then it wouldn't technically be your fault.

That was going to be my suggestion...