OH MAN! Am I EVER on the Missus' Sh-t List!

[Lance]

Only 3 weeks to Lance's Make-Up Vacation!
(14 nights at the Barcelo Maya Tropical Beach Resort)

Her agenda includes: (she informs me)
- exploring the Mayan ruins which includes a Mayan zip-line ride
- kayaking
- jet skis
- aquatic bikes (whatever those are?)
- windsurfing
- deep sea fishing
- snorkling & diving
- beach volleyball
- pitch & putt
- latin dancing.........(might have to fake a belly ache that night)


I'm seeing a pattern here and I think I've figured out her crafty plan:
Keep me so busy that there's no time for the three B's................Beach, Bikinis, and Booze!

[Leah]

Who will sit in your lap while your away?

[Lance]

Originally Posted by Leah

Who will sit in your lap while your away?

Well, I was kinda hoping one of those bikinis if I ever get to the beach or pool.

[lastlight]

Originally Posted by Lance

I'm seeing a pattern here and I think I've figured out her crafty plan:
Keep me so busy that there's no time for the three B's................Beach, Bikinis, and Booze!

In which order do those normally happen for you Lance? Few too many drinks, slip into something a little stringy and then pass out in the sand?

Your place looks like a palace compared to the Akumal Beach Resort where we've stayed on two occasions. Xcaret and Xelha were definitely worth checking out...I couldn't convince my wife to do the cenotes but they sounds incredible. Snorkeling right in front of our resort was awesome. Turtles, massive schools of blue tangs, tarpons and rays.

You know you sure are lucky to have ****ed her off this badly...except for the dancing.

[fishytime]

Originally Posted by lastlight

In which order do those normally happen for you Lance? Few too many drinks, slip into something a little stringy and then pass out in the sand?
You know you sure are lucky to have ****ed her off this badly...except for the dancing.

...My thoughts exactly Brett....freakin hilarious man... If I dont get a chance to say it before you leave...Have a good trip Lance...you lucky so and so...

[muck]

The first time we went to the Mayan we did Xel-Ha and the Tulum ruins tour (half day each). Wished we would have just gone on your own. You can take the colectivo (Van-Bus) from the Main Road. Its cheap cheap. Buck or so for a spot in a van with 10+ other tourists/locals and (a chicken or two if you are lucky ) Believe they run every 15 minutes back and forth between Cancun and Tulum. You also aren't tied down if you want to spend more time or less time at a certain place.

Colectivo



Sounds like you will be hitting the Tulum ruins. There is a nice cove at the bottom of the cliffs. Take some towels so you can go for a dip.

Also take some banana with you from breakfast and go snorkel with the fishes just off the beach of your resort. Its awesome having them eat out of your hand. Just don't be douche and leave the peel floating in the ocean.

[Lance]

Originally Posted by muck

The first time we went to the Mayan we did Xel-Ha and the Tulum ruins tour (half day each). Wished we would have just gone on your own. You can take the colectivo (Van-Bus) from the Main Road. Its cheap cheap. Buck or so for a spot in a van with 10+ other tourists/locals and (a chicken or two if you are lucky ) Believe they run every 15 minutes back and forth between Cancun and Tulum. You also aren't tied down if you want to spend more time or less time at a certain place.

Colectivo



Sounds like you will be hitting the Tulum ruins. There is a nice cove at the bottom of the cliffs. Take some towels so you can go for a dip.

Also take some banana with you from breakfast and go snorkel with the fishes just off the beach of your resort. Its awesome having them eat out of your hand. Just don't be douche and leave the peel floating in the ocean.

Yup. Tulum, she says. By way of the Collectivo. And I will remember the banana trick. Thanks!

[Chase31]

I would say that is the funniest thing i'v red in a while

[Lance]

We are taking two cameras: a Canon Powershot SX120 IS and a Canon Powershot SD1100 IS. Are either of these any good for underwater pics?

[muck]

Originally Posted by Lance

We are taking two cameras: a Canon Powershot SX120 IS and a Canon Powershot SD1100 IS. Are either of these any good for underwater pics?

Nope. They would be ruined.