Perfect way to ruin a good day...

[Van down by the river]

Definitely go to court teevee, I've beaten a few tickets, even when the cop showed up. I would play more of the sympathy route before you say they do it too. That will just pi$$ them off. Unless of course your translation of "rolling" was a little faster.
Not to mention, in addition to the ticket I think they give you points on your license. Then they nail you again when you renew your license.
Another option is say you can't afford the ticket but would do community service. Pick a charity or non profit group you would support anyway. They may go for it. This way you keep your money get no points, benefit the community, and may even get to do something you enjoy. Just a thought.