ID This Crab?

[phillybean]

It might, tough to say. It didn't on the guy I was trying to get out. Something you might want to try if you can, it fresh water pouring and poking him with a chop stick or something. Really **** him off to get him to move!

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by phillybean

It might, tough to say. It didn't on the guy I was trying to get out. Something you might want to try if you can, it fresh water pouring and poking him with a chop stick or something. Really **** him off to get him to move!

Do they respond to saying rude things about their mothers?

[phillybean]

Most crab hitchhikers feel that their mothers failed to protect them from being kept in nature. They are bitter against their mothers for this.

After spending more time in captivity, they realize it was fate and their parents had nothing to do with their demise and they just start missing them. If this is the case, insulted his mother will work wonders.

Try to keep it simple,

"Your mothers actually a Lobster, you inbred little fool"
"Your mother's shell is so ugly, it scares Mantis Shrimp away"
"Your mother's so fat, a Titan Trigger choked on her"
"Your mother's so dumb, she thinks she is the Chicken of the Sea"

I've had success with all of the above.

[mseepman]

Okay...who's been drinking in the middle of the day? lol

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by phillybean

Most crab hitchhikers feel that their mothers failed to protect them from being kept in nature. They are bitter against their mothers for this.

Sounds reasonable just insert "teenager" and "mall" in the appropriate location and it all makes sense.

I will try to prod this guy out over the weekend.