Is this true ?

[hillbillyreefer]

They aren't employable and need something to do to pass the time!!!!!!!
Might as well pass more laws, steal more tax money and generally create grief for the commoners!!

That was my first guess by the way.

[Matt]

Bunk, pure and simple.

There are countless variations running 'round the web, and have been for years.

[Quinn]

I hear at night they drive around Ottawa without their headlights on - if you flash 'em, they chase you down and kill you!