The Most Worthless Thread on Canreef

Beverly · #1 04-18-2007, 05:50 PM

OMG! See what happens when a person is gone for a week

But 36 pages - you folks have been busy

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish"

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Quagmire · #2 04-19-2007, 12:31 AM

Hey Bev only 968 more posts and you're at 5000

Beverly · #3 04-19-2007, 01:06 AM

Well, I'd better make some of it up in this thread

Anybody birdwatching now that spring has sprung? We live in a high density neighbourhood just west of downtown just about a block north of Jasper Ave (main street). There's lots of traffic all around us, but we can still see and hear the birds

Spring always brings the crows - I love 'em, the gulls - they're so-so, and the robins - which aren't singing that much these days. The chickadees are around all year, and we saw a trio of them this evening. Looked like two males were trying to get lucky with a female. She was doing her best to stay ahead of them, and kept flying from branch to branch and from tree to tree. I guess rush hour isn't the best time for mating, even for chickadees.

Then there are the hares that are here all winter too, though of course, they aren't birds, but they're cool to see so close to downtown