top 10 sayings that would get you slapped in the real world

[Delphinus]

Originally Posted by Willow

my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing

This one reminds me of a signature I used to have on boards and emails a longgggg time ago.

"Winter sucks!!! I need a good blow! (Speaking of in terms of sailing ... why, what did you think I meant?)"

That's definitely one that will get you slapped outside of sailing circles ....