top 10 sayings that would get you slapped in the real world

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If you said this at the office, the slapping you'd get for this would be into handcuffs not to mention fired.

Listen, when I do my skimming, I find it's always best to do it off the surface. You get more out of the system that way. The trick is to keep it quiet, so nobody hears it.