Bartender and a pirate

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

It's a windy day in the city. A lawyer walks into a rooftop bar downtown & orders a beer. He's spots another guy at the bar drinking heavily. Suddenly the other guy says, "The updrafts are so strong I bet you could fly." Without another word, he opens the window & leaps outside. Shocked the patrons look down. Suddenly the guy gets carried back up by the wind and lands safely back inside the bar. Amazed, the lawyer runs to the window, says "This I gotta try!" leaps out & plunges to his death.

The bartender looks over at the first jumper and says, "Jeez Superman, you're a Mean drunk!!!"