Bartender and a pirate

[Johnny Reefer]

Originally Posted by Delphinus

A bartender says to a pirate: "Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?"

The pirate replies: "Ar!! It's driving me nuts."

Arrrr, matey! 'Tis a good yarn ye tell. Did quiver me foony boon, it did.
Me thinks to tell it to me 'mates 'nigh shanty time.
To be laughter all 'round wit a yarn so grand!
Anodder pint, me lass!

Cheers,

PS: Disclaimer- Old english not necessarily accurate.
PPS: Shanty time is Paaaaarrrrrrrtyyyy on a ship.