do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)

[reefwars]

despite poular belief zombies actually enjoy christmas

[reefwars]

well the organization has just released its "zombie christmas facts that could save your life" handbook here are some random facts from the handbook that could save your life in the event a zombie was to crash your christmas party


1) zombies + eggnogg= were wolves
2)a zombie was actually the first saint nick
3)when the apocolyspe hits....reindeer are safe
4) you can lead a zombie to mistle toe....but you should not take the kiss
5) a zombie celebrates 13 days of christmas
6) zombies believe hannukah is an urban myth
7) a zombie says merry christmas...not happy hollidays
8) you can slow a zombie down on its flesheating hunt by feeding it a turkey dinner....we find mobility is reduced after turkey
9)rudolf was the first northern zombie...his red nose was blood
10)after 12 cups of eggnogg and rum....everyones a zombie
11) there is no letter z in christmas.....but there is an i...think about that
12)zombies always go for the gifts first...then the cookies
13) a zombie has been known to slip on ice
14) zombies are mesmorized by christmas lights
15) a zombie can do the macarana
16)if your secret santa is a zombie....expect a box of brain chunks
17)the sound of bells blows up a zombies head...but they just grow into small multiple zombies
18)zombies make square snowman
19) no 2 zombies are alike
20)carolers are usually a zombies first choice of food in a crowd



well there you have it more facts that "could" save your life incase zombies were feeling festive this year


dont forget to stock up on your ice cream cones

xmas!!!!!!!!!!!

[RuGlu6]

I would say it's too much coffee, until just two days ago i red these two short books from Steven Quayle
http://www.stevequayle.com/
Talking about too much coffee he also presents a lot of hard to believe material about giants

Here is the first free book about zombies only 16 pages in pdf
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.aler...damned.pt1.pdf

Second book is also small, but more scientific believe it or not with some good references, was fun to read nevertheless.
http://www.stevequayle.com/News.aler...damned.pt2.pdf
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You will not find his books anywhere on the web except from his web site
http://www.stevequayle.com/books/books.html

I would put these books in to far out there, crazy staff category LOL,

[Nano]

[reefwars]

this is the last christmas we will ever have.....the next one belongs to the living dead

[fishytime]

I hear ya Denny.....Laurie and I have started stockpiling for the impending apocalypse.....no food.....no water.....no batteries..... but we're slowly getting the tanks covered ......

[reefwars]

holy crap i know where im going when it all goes south hehe

[Nano]

Now you just need A ass load of solar panels, and a steady supply of water, and then that takes care of the fish! now you have to protect them from the zombies

[fishytime]

Originally Posted by Nano

Now you just need A ass load of solar panels, and a steady supply of water, and then that takes care of the fish! now you have to protect them from the zombies

fish have small brains so I think maybe they will be safe


started my training....will soon be an anti-zombie soulja

[Aquattro]

Originally Posted by fishytime

started my training....will soon be an anti-zombie soulja

Started running with Keener??