mitch this ones for you!

[Delphinus]

I thought it had something to do with "very small rocks" floating on water or being lighter than a duck or something like that?

(Hmmm. Been a while, time to go fish out my MP tapes and watch 'em again...)

[DJ88]

Bedevere Tell me ... what do you do with witches?

All Burn them!

Bedevere And what do you burn, apart from witches?

Fourth Villager .... Wood?

Bedevere So why do witches burn?

Second Villager (pianissimo)
...... Because they're made of wood?

Bedevere Good.

PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.

All I see. Yes of course.

Bedevere So how can we tell if she is made of wood?

Second Villager Make a bridge out of her.

Bedevere Ah ... But can you not also make bridges out of stone?

All Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... er ...

Bedevere Does wood sink in water?

All No, no, it floats. Throw her in the pond! Tie weights on her! To the pond!

Bedevere Wait. Wait ... Tell me, what also flaots on water?

All Bread? No, no, no. Apples ... gravy ... very small rocks ...

Bedevere No, no, no.

Arthur A duck!

They all turn and look at Arthur. Bevedere looks very impressed.

Bedevere Exactly. So ... Logically ....

First Villager (beginning to pick up the thread) If she.... weighs the same as a duck.... she's made of wood.

Bedevere And therefore?

All A witch!... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck!

Help Tony? :D

[ 20 June 2002, 09:56: Message edited by: DJ88 ]

[Canadian Man]

Mitch has mail!

[MitchM]

:D LOL

Who are you, who is so aware of the ways of science...(or something like that)...

I love Python...but I can't find the vid of Life of Brian for sale anywhere. :(
(different video for those of you that don't know)

Mitch

[ 21 June 2002, 05:56: Message edited by: Carpentersreef ]

[DJ88]

Mitch,

Who are you who are so aware of the ways of science. :D CLOSE!

I am hoping to get my mitts on EVERYTHING that has to do with MP on DVD. hoping. who knows if I will..

We're Knights of the Round Table
We dance whne'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
WIth footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in Calmelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tought and able,
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the Pram a lot.

:D

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog.
Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.
I blow my nose on you so-called Arthur King, you and your silly English k... niggets.

lol