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Old 01-21-2005, 04:03 PM
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"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts "

(T.CrOcEa) . . . DiD i WiN?! . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!!
Yup that is the first one that made me laugh out loud.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:46 PM
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"When I touch the flaps of my clam . . . it shrivels and squirts "

(T.CrOcEa) . . . DiD i WiN?! . . . I kNoW i MaDe YoU LaUgH!!
Yup that is the first one that made me laugh out loud.
Yeah, I laughed on that one too. Good one for sure
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:02 PM
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my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing
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Old 01-21-2005, 08:12 PM
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my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing
I've heard that's perfectly acceptable these days under Canadian law!


You go man!
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my standpipe sucks when it should really be swallowing
This one reminds me of a signature I used to have on boards and emails a longgggg time ago.

"Winter sucks!!! I need a good blow! (Speaking of in terms of sailing ... why, what did you think I meant?)"

That's definitely one that will get you slapped outside of sailing circles ....
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:34 PM
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i used to have a bumper sticker in my cube at work that said "mean girls suck, nice girls"... anyhow my boss stole it.. bastage
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"I don't know but I have had success baiting crabs with a combination of mysis and blender mush, stuck in an old ladies' stocking"

Said in a post on this board today lol
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Old 02-06-2005, 05:41 AM
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Wanna come over and see my kalk drip?
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My brain is a large open one, while yours is a small closed one.
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