Random Thought Thread

[parkinsn]

Originally Posted by Myka

Why is "mrgreen" so teal?

Because the owner of the site is a male. Men dont see in "shades" we see colors. Please see below for your other needs.

We always hear 'the rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side




These are our rules!

Please note.. they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[Leah]

We women have only one rule and that is that we are always right especially when we are wrong.

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

Thanks for the laughs Parkinsn.

So true, so true.

[reefwars]

blue

[Myka]

Ya, but you'd think they could get GREEN right, no? I didn't say OLIVE or FOREST. :shrug:

And that toilet thing...if everyone puts the LID down, then there wouldn't be any issues with the seat up/down! Leaving the toilet open is disgusting.

[reefwars]

i remove the seats completely off the toilets in my house.....hover or hold it ..thats my motto ;p

[Seamazter]

good 1 scott.

Originally Posted by parkinsn

Because the owner of the site is a male. Men dont see in "shades" we see colors. Please see below for your other needs. I hope this is "safe"

We always hear 'the rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side




These are our rules!

Please note.. they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

[Ross]

Unsubscribed...

[The Grizz]

Cool this thread is still alive, ok.... random thought.......random thought .....random thought.........crap all out of random thoughts maybe later.

But i will leave you all with this to ponder............

If some one was peeing in your ear & told you it was raining...........would you believe them???????

[Lance]

I so agree with your "Male Rules". I agree with every thing except your damn Boston Bruins avatar.