Embarassing or Bizarre Shopping Lists

[Madreefer]

I went as a gorilla for Halloween back in my "bar years". I thought the costume was lacking and needed an accessory. So I went to an adult store and purchased an extremely big black add on. The freind I went there with ended up leaving the store and going to wait in the car cuz I kept calling him honey. Than it was off to the hardware store to figure out some way to attatch it to the costume, but I did'nt bring the costume. The man did'nt know how to react when said I needed to build something so it stayed in place. The shocked look on peoples faces is the funniest parts when buying odd things.
That big black thing was involved in alot of jokes for a few years as it would get hidden in peoples houses or in their cars. Growing up my freinds and myself were like the idiots from the Jackass movies.