Anyone have a mojano/aptasia zapper I can borrow/rent?

[ScubaSteve]

So I have been waging a gentleman's war with the nation of Aptasia for some time now. They'd take some of my men, I'd take some of theirs - 'twas quite droll and all in good fun. However, those sneaky buggers sent a battalion flanking to my left and crushed a number of my poor chaps from the island of Zoa, obviously with little respect for gentlemen's rules.

So now the gloves are off and I'm going for scorched earth. I need a zapper stat! I was hoping someone around here would be willing to trade a pack of beer for letting me kick some aptasia ass for a while.

Let me know what you've got!