"Oh What a Beautiful Morning".............NOT!!! - Page 2

Lance · #11 07-05-2010, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DiverDude

Good !

BTW, you should never put *anything* down a toilet but toilet paper (TP). TP is specially designed to break apart so it can't normally cause clogs. You can see this easily -just take a sheet of TP, drop it in and then stir it around with the toilet brush and you'll see it disintegrate.

Hope the rest of your day goes better !

Yeah, I knew that. I usually use toilet paper to wipe the skimmer neck.

fishoholic · #12 07-05-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance

Ha Ha! You're right; girls don't go #2. That's why they're so full of S--T!

Hey Lance....are you trying to tell me something?

Delphinus · #13 07-05-2010, 10:16 PM

Man, you know you have lowered your expectations when you are happy about your day when a toilet unclogs.

A few months ago I discovered my Xterra battery was no good when I went to the automated car wash by my place and listening to the radio for the 5 minutes it did its thing was enough to run it dry. When the exit door opened and the big fans to dry your car turned on, I turned my key and ..... nothing.

I had two small kids strapped into car seats in the back. What could I do? I have a standard at least, so popped it into neutral, hopped out and started pushing. I got it as far as halfway out the door with the big fans blowing the hell out of everything and emptying the truck of any loose piece of paper. If you ever wanted to know what it's like to stand in the blow area of those fans: it's windy. Very windy. Unpleasantly windy.

Anyhow I got it as far as halfway out the door, but then couldn't go any further due to a combination of the truck being bloody heavy, the exit ramp was slightly uphill, and the ice buildup on the ground meant that all the pushing in the world just saw my feet go slip slip slip slip. There was a lineup of 9 people waiting to use the car wash, not a one of them hopped out to help out a guy in need. Which is ironic for them because, as far as the automated car wash thing was concerned, I hadn't left the wash bay and thus it wasn't letting anyone in at this point. I had to put the beast in park, run inside to the gas station and ask the cashier if he could help me. At this point my stress levels are at supernova, I'm hyperventilating from having pushed 3000lbs uphill to the point I couldn't push any further,s o my request for help came out as a sort of "WHEEZE help GASP me WHEEEEZE my WHEEEEZE GASP battery is PANT PANT PANT dead and I'm WHEEEEZE stuck in the ... WHEEZE .. the ... WHHEEEEZE .. car wash thing over there GASP WHEEEZE". Happily the guy did just drop everything, shut down the cash register and came out to help push. Once I got over the lip and could roll the truck downhill I jumped started it like a breeze.

SeaHorse_Fanatic · #14 07-05-2010, 10:57 PM

Wow, you're just having all sorts of bad luck nowadays, eh Lance?

I don't wipe down my skimmer neck. I use a cheap scrubber brush from IKEA and rinse the gunk down the sink. Nothing to clog.

When I worked at the local Shell station years ago, had a guy literally run out of gas at the entrance of the station. Couldn't squeeze another 10 feet out of it. He then spent 15 minutes running in to pay a deposit on a jerry can, fill the can, run in to pay for the gas, pour gas in, drive to the pump and fill her up, return jerry can and get back deposit and pay for the gas he put in. It was quite amusing although he looked kinda stressed, although probably not as wheezy as Delphinus

Leah · #15 07-05-2010, 11:16 PM

OMG! LMAO!

Sorry but I really needed a good laugh today.

I must say though I have never run out of gas in my car before....Is that a male thing?

Skimmerking · #16 07-05-2010, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Leah

OMG! LMAO!

Sorry but I really needed a good laugh today.

I must say though I have never run out of gas in my car before....Is that a male thing?

its just like taking pictures

#17 07-05-2010, 11:28 PM

I have not run out of gas in any of my cars or trucks. but I have had cracked distributer caps twice same results no go till you replace. Once the distributer cap cracks it destroys the rotator. first time it happened was at the end of the day a collage and no one around to help push the thing out of the way so no idiot would hit it ( old Chevy 1974 step side.) try pushing on gravel up hill, Side note chicks dig it with no shirt and all... second time I was able to let it roll back wards out of anyones way no pushing.

Bill