Stanley Cup Champs

[drydock]

I am starting to wonder if the Penguins will actually score a goal this series! They have looked terrible. I hope they turn it around at home, but I think that it will be Detroit in 4 or 5.

[Lance]

Yeah, Detroit has made them look foolish. I think the Pens will win one at home, and that's it: Over in five.

[REDNECK_REEFER]

I don't care for hockey unless it's a CANADIAN team.