famous last words

[SeaHorse_Fanatic]

1) Life jackets are for wooses.
2) Sure, that rope is strong enough.
3) You bet your life it is.
4) She's in the shower, here, I'll pass the phone to her......
5) We're late, we're late, can't you go any faster?!!!
6) There's a cop, step on it!!!
7) Are you sure? Yes, of course I'm sure!
8) Hehehe, offer the cop a donut. He'll love it.
9) Honey, it's my ex. Is it ok to go for lunch with her? <clunk - sound of cast iron pan on side of head>
10) What's that ticking sound?
11) Come on, it'll be fun.
12) Don't worry, I'll renew the insurance next week.
13) I don't believe in bad luck.
14) Hmmmm. That sign back there says entering Moose country. I wonder what that means?