Alberts secedes from Canada?

[Kramer]

Just read an acticle in the paper about how the U.S. feels that the Alberta oil sands provide them with a stable energy supply in the future.

So, the first thing you guys are going to want to do when you seperate is get yourselves a big ass army. So much for being out of debt.

You may want to watch for a newspaper headline in the near future that says something like,"U.S claims Alberta has WMD."