do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)

[reefwars]

well i dont know about you guys but i made it through summer with very few bites(that one zombie looked tasty im sorry) , ice cream cone in hand i fought each and every corner knowing any minute a zimbombie could eat my brains......i also learned some usefull things this summer that could help save your life if a zombie or zimbombie were to cross your path



updated tips to keeping zombies away:

1)zombies hate heat, but love to work up a sweat
2)zombies do not tan
3) zombies pee in the water
4)stay away from bears...they attract zombies
5)justin bieber is a zombie
6)zombies hate justin bieber...its a beautiful thing:P
7)during summer months zombies work at 7/11
8)zombies love metal concerts...its true i seen it with my own eyes:P
9)zombies can change into bats when its dark and.....oh wait thats vamps
10)zombies are huge resident evil fans....avoid theaters download for free!!!


well there it is , we hope you find this information useful before its really needed, write it down get it tattooed do whatever you got to do but remember this.....a zombie works at 7/11


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