I think John Palliser had it right

[Delphinus]

(... this place is unfit for human habitation.)

from Environment Canada's webpage:
http://weatheroffice.ec.gc.ca/forecast/city_e.html?yyc

Calgary: Issued 5.00 AM MDT Monday 15 September 2003
Today .. Rain ending this morning then cloudy with sunny periods. High 9. UV index 3 or low.
Tonight .. Cloudy. Rain beginning this evening. Rain becoming mixed with snow overnight. Amount 10 to 15 mm. Wind becoming northeast 20 km/h this evening. Low 1.
Tuesday.. Snow changing to rain in the evening. Snowfall amount up to 10 cm. Wind north 20 km/h. High 2.
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Yaaaahhhoooo baby!!! I wish it could snow all year round.

Oh no, wait. It already does that!!!!!!

%$#%$#()*&^)#%!!!!!!!

Sigh ... life in a summer-forsaken land.