Look at the surprise I got when I came home

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Originally Posted by plutoniumJoe

They say that animals don't do things out of spite. I had a black lab that ate through a boxspring when I left him alone one afternoon. Now I have a hippo tang that takes every frag I have on a rack and deposits it in any lps that seems tempting.

When I got married I inherited my wife's chihuahua cross, who was not a very nice little dog. Whenever I had to discipline it, it would sneak into the bedroom and **** on my pillow. This happened 4 or 5 times over the years, so it couldn't be coincidence. We eventually made our peace and got along well.