A Wild Saturday Night!

[dsaundry]

So I am at home Saturday night after a visit to MildtoCustoms place and enjoy a reasonably quiet night,I hit the sack early to get an early start on Sunday. I will also state that my wife is in Australia so I was looking forward to a nice nights sleep and a Sunday going into Vancouver and touring the LFS's. My idea of a fun Sunday sometimes{not hers}. My kids who really aren't kids anymore decide they are all going out to the bar and then visit a friends. So a nice evening to myself..So I get to bed and am off in a nice sleep when at about 3am I hear what sounds like the convulsions of a wild beast. I am dumbfounded as it seems to be coming from my bathroom and as I am getting out of bed the noises seem to be getting more intense..My first thought is that maybe my youngest daughter{19}has had too much to drink and for some reason came into my bathroom instead of going to hers, I am on my way to the bathroom and I call out my daughters name and to my surprise I get a low voice coming out of the bathroom. It turns out it is my daughters boyfriend who is the poor pitiful wretch that has drank way too much and is worshipping the great white alter in my bathroom. I wait for him to finish and watch him stumble out of my room and downstairs where my daughter is horrified at what he has done. Now he has been over to our house many times and is well aware of the layout. There is a bathroom right beside my room as well as my daughters yet he chose to stumble in my room. Now I could have reacted in several ways but instead I went up to my daughter and said the next time he comes into my room, he better give me a nice cuddle or he is in big trouble. When I arrived back home on Sunday after my field trip{which I enjoyed and spent way too much} I went over to my daughters room where he apparently had been most of the day with a wicked hangover and stuck my head around the door and said, Hi Honey I'm home. Just watching his face turn beet red and knowing that I will be able to hold this over him for the rest of his life made my weekend a total success. I am not sure I put this thread in the right place but I hope you all enjoy this little tale and get a chuckle.....