This made me giggle

[Beverly]

Telemarketers and the religious people at my front door used to really tick me off something fierce Then, one day, I thought I would try a different tactic. I simply said "I'm not interested, but thank you for calling" and hung up the phone/closed the door quietly. Works like a charm. I'm not ticked off anymore and those poor telemarketers/religious people and they aren't abused by at least one person in their day.

BTW, I think that lady needs to visit her doctor for some Prozac or a referral to a stress management course or two