Whee!

[Cap'n]

But Bush didn't react to the threat, he used the attacks as an excuse to attack someone entirely different for his own gains. It was the perfect diversion for his administration to assume a scary amount of control and camel-loads of money.

In Rumsfeld's own words, all they needed was "another Pearl Harbour".

Without a very effecient (and expensive) propaganda machine the American public would realize just how much they have been taken advantage of by that stupid monkey and his playmates!