Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Corals

[Kwood]

Every once in awhile a coral comes along that grabs your attention. Well thats too bad because rent just came out
or your dog ate a bee and u spent $3000 for a cone and some benadryl.
Maybe you have a high maintenance GF and she maxed out all the credit cards on coach bags and steve maddens
or a selfish BF that cant stop buying tools and horsepower.

What would you do to lock down these corals before the next man?

Would you steal from yo momma for these?


Would you pawn your neighbours extensive collection of silly lawn animals for these?


Would you shove grannies out of your way and steal their purse to get these?


Im sure you wouldn't do anything for these...


Maybe you would start selling insurance on the side for this? no offence to insurance salesmen I think I just heard my premium go up


Would you take the spare change out of a blind homeless mans cup for this?


I dont even want to know what you would do for this...


Would you steal all the pennies form the take a penny leave a penny for this?


Would you commit tax fraud and say you had 32 kids this year for this?


If you answered yes to any of the above......

'atta boy