do you believe in zombies???? (now with christmas cheer)

[nlreefguy]

So is it just the cone they don't like? Or does there have to be ice cream in it? Because I tell ya, I slept with ice cream in it last night and I think I'll just put up with the zombies if I have to do that again! (also, I just ended up eating all the ice cream in my sleep) Can I just leave an ice cream cone on my bedroom door-knob? That would be much more convenient - then all I have to do is deal with the zombie horde outside my bedroom in the morning, no big deal...