Poop!

[Lance]

A family of moles live in a mole hole. One morning Papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the breeze and says: "Mmmmm, I smell maple syrup."
Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole too and says: "Mmmmm, I smell honey." Baby mole can't get by his parents to stick his head out of the hole. He sniffs the air and says: "All I can smell is moleasses!!!."