Stories from Surrey

[canadianbudz604]

Seemings as how I'm bored today and there's another thread about some shootings, I'll tell you guys some stories about living in Compton. I mean Surrey. All the stories are true, probably not supposed to be funny but what the hell.

#1. Come out one morning to go to work at 5am and there's a bum sleeping in the backseat of my car. (Doors stay unlocked so junkies don't smash windows)
Tell him to gtfo or I'll call cops.

#2. Wife wakes up at 230am in morning to find 2 bastards on my roof staring in my window. Cops

#3. Cat has poop house and it gets full. Put poop house outside and someone stole it.

#4. I've gotten at least 7+ pairs of shoes/work boots stolen of front door step in broad daylight.

#5. Walk dog at Surrey lake, come back put dog in house, go to get rest of stuff out of car. Guy in car stealing change. Chase him to a fence, he jumps fence in 2 steps. I jump through fence panels (too lazy to go over). He's crying and running, cops called. Cops catch douche 2 blocks away.

#6. At Safeway with daughter. Man comes running out door with security in chase. Asshat runs daughter over and receives high kick in the lips from me. Got one l!!! cops called.

#7. Outside drinking beers at 130am. Man parks next to my car and starts injecting heroin and talking in devil tongue. I tell him to gtfo. Man pulls gun and points in face. Cops called.

I could go for hours. Probably shoulda moved years ago.

[Ryanerickson]

Amazing how close we are and how diffrent life is I'm lucky there's like 5 km of blueberrys in between.

[Ron99]

Originally Posted by Ryanerickson

Amazing how close we are and how diffrent life is I'm lucky there's like 5 km of blueberrys in between.

Yup/ I always tell people that I'm in the nice part of Surrey with an agricultural buffer zone to keep out the riff faff

[maron6977]

Originally Posted by canadianbudz604

Seemings as how I'm bored today and there's another thread about some shootings, I'll tell you guys some stories about living in Compton. I mean Surrey. All the stories are true, probably not supposed to be funny but what the hell.

#1. Come out one morning to go to work at 5am and there's a bum sleeping in the backseat of my car. (Doors stay unlocked so junkies don't smash windows)
Tell him to gtfo or I'll call cops.

#2. Wife wakes up at 230am in morning to find 2 bastards on my roof staring in my window. Cops

#3. Cat has poop house and it gets full. Put poop house outside and someone stole it.

#4. I've gotten at least 7+ pairs of shoes/work boots stolen of front door step in broad daylight.

#5. Walk dog at Surrey lake, come back put dog in house, go to get rest of stuff out of car. Guy in car stealing change. Chase him to a fence, he jumps fence in 2 steps. I jump through fence panels (too lazy to go over). He's crying and running, cops called. Cops catch douche 2 blocks away.

#6. At Safeway with daughter. Man comes running out door with security in chase. Asshat runs daughter over and receives high kick in the lips from me. Got one l!!! cops called.

#7. Outside drinking beers at 130am. Man parks next to my car and starts injecting heroin and talking in devil tongue. I tell him to gtfo. Man pulls gun and points in face. Cops called.

I could go for hours. Probably shoulda moved years ago.

Holy crap ! Your in the wrong part of Surrey . You gotta move !!! I love Cloverdale . Except for the shooting last night 😒

[e46er]

How have you not movEd? Especially with a familyfamily. This is a serious question

[NU-2reef]

With the housing market the way it is right now. It's hard not to buy a house in surrey. You can get a brand new home in surrey for the same price as a 25 year old comparable home in burnaby or coquitlam. But then quality of living gets compromised.

[canadianbudz604]

Originally Posted by e46er

How have you not movEd? Especially with a familyfamily. This is a serious question

This is living in more than one part of Surrey. From Fraser heights to cedar hills to Newton where I am now. seems As though it's getting worse and worse as a whole. We are moving ASAP

[monocus]

living in burnaby is never having to say your surrey

[input80]

How about working on the tank around 10pm on a Friday night & hearing what sounds like a string of firecrackers, only to find out it was a driveby shooting at the house next door. About 20-30 shots/bullets.

[canadianbudz604]

It's only a matter of time until someone's little kid or an innocent gets killed. 20-30 shots and not a single person gets hit won't last forever.