Humans scoffed by mutant fish

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1784470.ece

A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses, scientists fear.
They reckon that a huge type of catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals.

Locals have believed for years that a mysterious monster lurks in the water. But they think it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers who venture into the Great Kali, which flows along the India-Nepal border.

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No problem; this is either false information or just fear mongering. Something's got to clean up all those corpses after their burial rituals. In fact, the government introduced turtles to the river in order to eat the dead bodies.