Xmas light's and my wife are going to send me over the edge

[The Grizz]

So I finally got around to putting up our light's for the wife as she was on my ass to do it for about a month and I was to busy. Well I thought to myself how bad could this be so off I go to get the ladder. Got the ladder all set-up and turned around to see the wife hauling out the boxes of light's

14 BOXES OF FRIGING LIGHT'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1400 FRIGIN LIGHTS!!!!!

Then she went down to the storage shop and brought out a bunch of those lighted animal figure, a moose, an elk, 2 polar bears, 2 deers, and a horse and carrage. As well as 5 lighted stars, 2 small lighted tree's, 20' of those icicle strings and several 24" lighted candy canes.

So away I went, light around house, setting up animals and all the other crap. 6 hrs later I was finally done, SO I THOUGHT............

Tonight she come's home with a string of 200 white light's and asked me to put them around the gated arch we have at the end of the driveway. And now she is talking about running lights down both side's of the dog run, another 100' of light that the mother in law has in a box in our storage shop.

OMFG when will it end.

I sure hope I am not the only one with a CRAZY XMAS LIGHT FREAK spouse like me.