Nothing better to do...

[Leah]

Three men on a hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about two hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men. the third man prayed:
God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

[Lance]

In real life the woman would have sat down on the ground and cried because she was afraid of being all alone in the forest.

[Parker]

Originally Posted by Lance

In real life the woman would have sat down on the ground and cried because she was afraid of being all alone in the forest.

*slowly tiptoes backwards out of this thread*

[Myka]

Hahaha @ Leah's joke.

LOL @ Lance's joke.

LMAO @ Parker.

I would tell some jokes, but they would most definitely offend at least a few people!!! Too much time on the oil rigs...

[PoonTang]

Originally Posted by Lance

In real life the woman would have sat down on the ground and cried because she was afraid of being all alone in the forest.

Thank god the wife wasn't around when I read that thread, I would have sustained serious injuries.