Gum Trading, need advice.

[Snaz]

Hi. In the current Wrigley financial atmosphere I like many on Bay street have turned to Gum trading as a way to deversify my portfolio and I read that this website is the premier knowledgebase for the exciting world of Gum trading.

My personal goal is to build a Gum portfolio that will Excel and propel my holdings into Orbit and Eclipse the competition! Please advise!!

Thank you,
Dentin "Big Red" Gingiva

[Whatigot]

do yourself a favour...
buy MAG silver (Tsx-V) for anywhere under 7 bucks...

[Underwater]

Buwahahaha!

I had to read it a couple times before it clicked...

My response is to let your Trident guide you to the Big Red opportunity that will return a Double Mint! Once successful, you can spend your days on a tropical isle, eating Juicy Fruit.


~M

[Delphinus]

Hubba bubba! My Double Bubble coral has a .. um .. Spearmint and.. er.. oh never mind

[ElGuappo]

while playing hockey last year i not only endeed up with a big Dentine my forehead i also lost more than a couple of chicklets. all this while i was Exceling to beat bazooka joe on the short side. at least i went home with the cheerleader who was Bubbalicious.

[Lance]

Originally Posted by ElGuappo

while playing hockey last year i not only endeed up with a big Dentine my forehead i also lost more than a couple of chicklets. all this while i was Exceling to beat bazooka joe on the short side. at least i went home with the cheerleader who was Bubbalicious.

Good one! I like it.
P.S. I want to hear more about the Bubblicious cheerleader.

[Johnny Reefer]

Originally Posted by ElGuappo

....at least i went home with the cheerleader who was Bubbalicious.

Was her name Nicorette? I find cheerleaders quite entertaining. Particularly when they Stride.

[mike31154]

If you really want your portfolio to take off like a rocket into the atmosphere, or even stratosphere a la Chuck Yeager, then I strongly advise you inject a little Beeman's.