Human Genes Used to Create Super Chimp

[andresont]

Is this the coming of a new twisted form of slavery?

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=6096

[Moogled]

Oh My God Did You Read That Article About The Robot Penis That Escaped?

Doom!

[Der_Iron_Chef]

Originally Posted by Moogled

Oh My God Did You Read That Article About The Robot Penis That Escaped?

Doom!

LOL! You can't write something like that for someone to read while he works with troubled teenagers. Then he laughs outloud like a madman, and they all go, "WHAT?!"

Doh.

[marie]

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4513

Federal agents are combing the area in search of the penis. A house to house search has thus far failed to turn up the artificial organ. A crew utilizing special infrared sensing equipment has been dispatched by helicopter, but report that they are unable to distinguish the heat signature of the penis from above because it is too similar to that of bald pedestrians. Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger of California invoked his emergency powers to force bald men to either wear hats or remain off the streets for the duration of the emergency. “We must all co-operate together during this emergency,” the governor said, “even though we are Californians.”

Oh my goodness I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

[i have crabs]

did you happen to notice that the date was april 1 on that

[danny zubot]

IQ of 68!!! Oh no, I think my job might be in danger.

[Chin_Lee]

if only they can make these chimps clean fish tanks ...... i'm all up for it.

[danny zubot]

Well for that matter maybe they can make fish clean fish tanks. {insert mental image of clownfish with feather dusters sweeping the sandbed}