Desided to quit smoking, what a weekend

[Scavenger]

Rather than go into it, here's a cut and paste of an email I sent a friend.

"So, I decide on Friday, that's it! No more smokes. Went on the patch and spent the day blowing up ballons and decorating for Sammie's birthday. Doing good, not really craving a smoke at all. Then, live on webcam, a balloon I was blowing up explodes in my face and puts a real nice scratch on my eye ball. It was bad enough that my eyelid would hang up on it when I blinked. OK so, now I'm temporarily mostly blind in one eye. Got through a kids party on eyedrops and a prayer. OK now I need a smoke!!!! I held out and made it to Saturday.

Woke up Saturday morning looking for something to keep my mind occupied. Desided to head out to the shop and work on the boat. Well 2 swipes of the grinder and the dust was unbearable on the eyeball. Being a smart guy, I went into the house and taped gauze over my bummed eye and started again. Well it seems using a power tool and having one eyeball isn't a good idea. Having no depth perseption, I promptly ground a nice chunk out of my hand. OK enough of this, now I'm in pain and really want a smoke. Time for a change of enviroment. Spent the day burning up a tank of gas in the van just cruising around town running errands. Toward the end of the day, I noticed the van seemed to be missing and sputtering. Took a look under the hood and found the culprit, a loose sparkplug wire. Tightened it up and the engine smoothed right out. Too bad I burned the hell out of my arm on the block doing the repair.

Sunday I spent cleaning, cursing and pacing around the house. I wonder why everyone left and went out????

Today I woke up and my left arm was sore, by late afternoon, it was numb from the shoulder to my finger tips. Oh Oh, this isn't good. I could even feel that my left hand was much colder and paler than my right. OK off to the hospital I went. Luckily I wasn't having a heart attack or similar, what happened was the concetrated dose of nicotine from the patch swelled some tissue around a artery in my arm restricting the blood flow. Oh great, my week is just getting better and better.

Tomorrow I plan on killing my fish tank, falling down the stairs and breaking my leg while falling on my ass onto a broken beer bottle as the only thing I can look forward to is a beer and a bite after work.

Bloody Hell
Ken"



As you can tell it hasn't been easy so far. But I thought it might give someone a chuckle.