^ I wish! I use my phone for work, and I envy back in the day when you could just check your messages on the answering machine at home at the end of the day. Plus the text messages I get at 11 pm, 3 am, etc. Drives me bonkers.
I do check it all the time, but that's because people expect me to. That's annoying too... *ring ring* "Hi, I sent you a text message 20 minutes ago, did you get it?" Furreal?????