[Dearth]

Oh wonderful and lovely flu season is here upon us to wreak havoc amount the masses once again and I have been stung by its wonderful and awesome power with the ability to hack and cough up a lung and the added ability to produce copious amounts of slime that I can coat everything in reach with. I also now have the ability to sleep for hours at a time and wake up feeling lethargic and unmotivated surrounded by my closest and dearest allies tissues and flu medicine I thank you O great and wondourous creator for granting me these awesome powers however I am not ready to accept these powers and I dearly wish to return them to you as soon as possible.